I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
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she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
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We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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