i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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