Moan for me like Helen Keller
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
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The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
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I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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