I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question