Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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