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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Is it penis luge time yet?

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog

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• (310): View more from California

  Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.

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  I think we have a problem.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.

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• (567): View more from Ohio

  Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day

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