I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
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I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
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Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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