Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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