I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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