Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
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I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
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Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
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