Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
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we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
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the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
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