If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
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He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
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slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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