Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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