It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Randomize
