Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
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I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
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All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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