Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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