Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
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Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
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Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Enjoy the penises
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Your penis caused this!
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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