I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
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all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
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Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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