Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
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And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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