It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
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He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
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It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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