I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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