omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
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And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
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It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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