it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
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He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
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This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
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