omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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