I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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