i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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