I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
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Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
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SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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