You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
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Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
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We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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