You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
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The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
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Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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