woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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