Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Still dying that you shit outside
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
