Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
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MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
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I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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