see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
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Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
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She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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