24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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