Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
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it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
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I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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