yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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