Your dad touched me again.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Randomize
