I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
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some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
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I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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