my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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