bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
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It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
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Someone stole a lamp last night.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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