I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
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Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
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I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
You had me at "let me see your balls"
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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