i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
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also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
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I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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