all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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