Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
why is half of my head shaved?
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