Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
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You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
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Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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