how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
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I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
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Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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