Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
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Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
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Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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