What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
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I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
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She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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