Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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