Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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