That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Randomize
