She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
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i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
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just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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