I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
then he tried to convert me to islam
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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