you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
40s are totally the cure
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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