dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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