who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
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