brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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